“Thanks guys! I had no idea a pickle was really a cucumber! U guys totally confirmed it!” —Kim Kardashian, 2010.
From about 2009 to early 2012, Kim Kardashian would tweet the most random shit.
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We’re talking every little stream of consciousness, and honestly, I miss this kind of internet!
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So, because Kim is one of the only celebrities who hasn’t wiped her socials, these tweets live on. Here are 50 of my favorites…
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7.
This tweet about her being able to smell cavities:
i have a really odd talent. i can smell when someone has cavaties! i have never been wrong yet! they dont even have 2 be super close by me
07:29 PM – 13 Aug 2009
Twitter: @KimKardashian
13.
This tweet about her fear of actually liking olives:
Ate a bite of a salad & an olive was in it.I liked it but scares me bc I hate olives! Hope my taste isn’t changing,I don’t wanna like olives
05:24 PM – 06 Sep 2011
Twitter: @KimKardashian
16.
This tweet about her blowdrying all of her jewelry:
Weird Kim fact- I blow dry all my jewelry before I put it on! I can’t stand putting on cold jewelry, it gives me the chills!
12:34 AM – 02 Feb 2011
Twitter: @KimKardashian
23.
This tweet about leaving plastic bottles in cars:
Don’t drink bottled water thats been left in a car!Heat reacts w the chemicals in the plastic bottle which releases dioxin into the water.
08:11 PM – 28 Apr 2009
Twitter: @KimKardashian
28.
This tweet about her watching the Discovery Channel:
Watching. Discovery Channel “I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant” It is so hard 2 believe they didn’t know they were pregnant until delivery! Crazy
05:33 PM – 04 Sep 2010
Twitter: @KimKardashian
43.
This tweet about her Blackberry:
I die 4 my blackberry & BBM, so I’m team blackberry for life!!!! But might have a little fun with an iphone for the games & cute things 😉
12:12 AM – 06 Dec 2011
Twitter: @KimKardashian
48.
This tweet about her watching TCAP:
I’m watching MSNBC “How to Catch a Predator”. This is disgusting that these grown men seek out these young girls! Has anyone seen this show?
04:20 AM – 26 Sep 2011
Twitter: @KimKardashian
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